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Reading: Not That Kind of Girl by Lena Dunham
Watching: Parks and Recreation
Last Movie Seen:Carrie by Brian de Palma (1976)
Oct 21 +183814

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Oct 21 +53731

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

Oct 21 +25225

parachutesx:

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

always

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mugglebornheadcanon:

826. A teacher says “Let’s get down to business”, and a muggleborn in the back yells “to defeat the Huns”. All the muggleborns join in: “DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS, WHEN I ASKED, FOR SONS”. The purebloods are staring at them like they’re some sort of sacrificial cult.

Oct 21 +8917

caramelcheese:

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

 (via grapegoat)

Oct 21 +126118

roselastrider:

i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon

Oct 20 +114265

englishsnow:

by kyra

Oct 20 +3481

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

Oct 20 +436751

cumbercreation:

"The coat was actually a couple of years old. What happened is that another chap did the pilot and he found that coat. When I took the project on, I inherited all those original costumes from the pilot. It was the only thing I kept. It was such a lovely coat - a classic. We had three of them because we obviously do stunts and need doubles. It is a lovely coat - really perfect for Benedict. He loved it, I loved it and everyone else seemed to."

- Sarah Arthur, Sherlock Costume Designer

Oct 20 +633

The idea that sex is something a woman gives a man, and she loses something when she does that, which again for me is nonsense. I want us to raise girls differently where boys and girls start to see sexuality as something that they own, rather than something that a boy takes from a girl.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie  (via masturbationdestination)

Oct 20 +87249

“My name is Katniss Everdeen. I am seventeen years old. My home is District 12. I was in the Hunger Games. I escaped. The Capitol hates me.”

Oct 20 +1496

pixelbabes:

when a mutual unfollows you first

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so then you unfollow them right back

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